Call Me Nadine

I found the most amazing curtains at the thrift store yesterday. They're floral print and the predominant colors are turquoise, blue, and the most perfect 1970's avocado green. Of course it was love at first sight. I put them up immediately only to discover that they squeak sooooo loudly when you pull them open. Cue the music.

All I need is the eye-patch and to stock up on cotton balls.

  P.S. For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about, watch Twin Peaks asap. It's a David Lynch masterpiece. Everyone leads a secret double life,  there's a character called Log Lady, and teen /small town angst, mystery, and donuts appear in each episode. It is pure magic.